parents hate children.

even when their children find a flight for exactly where they want to go when the parents want them to go and they pack their bags, and dig deeper than ever in their retarded piggy banks to get money for it. yeah, it sucks. a lot. our parents "don't think it's appropriate" to leave five children for three weeks three states away from them. three words: SUCK IT UP!! you never complained about how many KIDS YOU HAVE? what kind of excuse is that? i mean i've heard everything else before but this is a little...hm, RIDICULOUS! :[ i don't understand WHAT they want us to do. we have freaking suitcases upstairs and a nonstop flight to Chicago Midway Airport at 12:30PM and we already have boarding passes for three of the kids, and the money for the other two. and when i tried to tell my parents that, they're like, "WHAT MONEY?!" aren't they a peice of heaven? yeah, they sure are. wonderful, caring, loving parents that love to yell and scream and laugh at us when we CRY! :] charming. you should really meet them, i'm sure you'll love to get a welcoming slap across the face when you meet them. they're very kind and gentle people. i wonder where they GOT IT FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, so i kinda hate my parents. i mean, no, i don't hate them...of course, you can't hate your parents...i just DISPISE them. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH OUR GAY-AS-HELL-PLAN?! we were even giving up $149 + TAX! yeah, and kids never pay tax! :[ my contacts are drying up. more later. haha.

and in the end

THEY NEVER LEFT A DAMN CAR. :[ *repeat last blog*

leave a car?

hey. i mean, yo. yo, yo. yeah, i said it three times. EAT IT DEMI! that's how bored i actually am... anyways, today right now. there's nothing to do. nothing at all. except this. so that's why i'm doing it. right now. today. nobody decided to leave a car for us today. so, we've been stuck in a death chamber for...uh, about 11 hours. wonderful, isn't it? i've already read 6 books, 2 magazines, watched like the whole marathon of America's Next Top Model, saw the entire M&M Cru dance off crap on YouTube (HATE YOU, MILEY! go acdc!) and then watched the lovato.selena.gomez.demi thing, and then iCarly on Nick. and still, I can't quite get over the fact that i'm missing free will and room service, first class in AmTrack, and hotel rooms (yeeeeeeah. jk!). horrible. i'm watching this. purdy lame, but i think it's respectable for my current STATUS! :P i wish america's best dance crew was on. whatever happened to those dudes from naperville? shane sparks was being an ass. he's like, my 10 yr old son could have coregoraphied (wtf? i'm getting a C in spelling.) that. yeah, so um...the JabbaWockeeZ WON the season, and he didn't think those dudes were good? wow. oh yeah. sad story: we watched Nancy Drew last night...haha. lamest movie ever. but it actually freaked me out...for like two seconds. i have Camp Rock songs stuck in my head. why was that movie so good? at least it made Low School Musical look like crap. Disney is celebrity-make-and-break-central. :] (JOE JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) omg, facebook mobile time. LATER, GATOR.

toy light sabors...

...SUCK!! so, it all started when we found the light sabors behind the couch. it was really weird. so he* was gonna hit a red light sabor on me, and he lifted it up to the fan and BAMMMMMMMMMMM. the light we out. yeah, so we all freaked out, blah blah blah. and then we used the light sabor to try to untangle the little thing that turns the fan/lights on. yeah, well lucky us the fan was 15 ft. high, and.. would you look at that? none of us were 15 feet. :[ yeah, so then in the end we ended up (end, ended up. huuuh?) with a chair on a suede foot-rest with me on top of it with a light sabor, a batman figurine (the foot was curved like a hook), a pen, a wrench, and this grilling stick thing that was too small, so we used the wrench to make the opening bigger. we spent 62.6 minutes trying to get the stupid "little thing that turns the fan/lights on" untangled from the lightbulb that it was wrapped 93482304823094 times around. what a (horrible, crappy, sweaty, boring, disgusting) wonderful experience. :] and we got it all done before our parents could kick our sorry asses and notice the pool of sweat that we were standing in. how freaking gay. i'm sorry you had to read it. if you're still reading, you're crazy. and, this time i mean it. PAYYYYYYYCE. *taseeeeeeeeeeeeen-o.

joeeeeeeee !

wwwooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. he's HOT! i needed to put this on. :]